Top 10 Questions on a Rainy Day.

1.  Is today a good day to call in sick?  (Yes, but I never do.)

2.  Why didn’t I buy a raincoat when I had the chance?  (Because apparently if it isn’t raining at the time, I don’t think I need one.)

3.  Why did I buy a trenchcoat that doesn’t have a hood and isn’t waterproof?  (Oh wait.  I love it.)

4.  Why did I get rid of my rain boots?  (Fine.  They smelled.)

5.  Why haven’t I bought new rain boots?  (Because it’s seemingly impossible to find a pair of size 11 rain boots that I like.)

6.  Why did I bother to straighten my hair?  (I have no idea.)

7.  Why did I bother to blow dry my hair?  (I have no idea.)

8.  Why don’t I seem to learn from past experiences?  (I have no idea.)

9.  How wet will I get on my way to Starbucks?  (Not wet enough to keep me from going.)

10.  Should I have called in sick?  (Obviously.)

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